"Guest Stars"
(in order of appearance)
SEAN CONNERY
a complex man
EMPEROR PALPATINE
funnier than he looks
OBI WAN KENOBI
jedi movie reviewer extraordinaire
RED GREEN
harold's uncle
ISADORE ROMPSALOT
fictional newscaster
NATTY BUMPO
eater of belgian waffles
AL GORE
environmental superhero
NUTE GUNRAY
annoying trade federation guy
JACK SPARROW
drunken pirate
GREG BARBOSSA
pirate; funny lawyer
AGENT SMITH
badass computer program
V
big screen anarchist
KEANU REEVES
hates architects
SLAP HAPPY PAPPY
surprisingly violent old guy
HARRY CARAY
enthusiastic sports commentator
CHRISTOPHER LEE
judge; traitor
JAMES HOOK
pirate; funnier lawyer
J. ANCHER
jolly good spokesperson
WAFER MAN
scottish
PATRICK MCDERMIT
extremely trustworthy
WILLY WONKA
dinosaur cloner
EMMA WATSON
just turned eighteen
ANAKIN SKYWALKER
so in love with emma watson
DR STRATENOV
evil frenchman
JOHNNY DEPP
not jack sparrow
ALAN RICKMAN
the quiet one
FELIX
gets through security
T-CRUISE
on the d-japes
PODCAST FAN
asks the tough questions
SWEENEY TODD
airline pilot; demon barber
PAUL MCCARTNEY
founding member of wings
JOHN LENNON
wears a frilly hat
RINGO STARR
famous rock and roll drummer
GEORGE HARRISON
doesn't remember john's hat
MAXIMUS
occasionally teaches potions classes
JAKE HANES
brushes his teeth every day
DAVY JONES
dislikes tardiness, the finger
TED
midnight with the magician announcer
ALASTOR MOODY
hired goon